NDP was SHIT!!

Wah lao, the blue sector fucking suay man. As tired as I already am, I'll still update cause i'm so INFURIATED.

It was bad right from the start. My dad's such a crabby man. We kept arguing about the most stupid things and now that the parade was at the padang we had to walk quite a bit from where we parked.

The ticket said seated by 5pm. At 5.20pm, we were at Ya Kun at fucking FUNAN. What the hell man. Maybe it's just me, but I HAVE to be punctual. If i'm not, I get fidgety and irritable. Having my period DOES NOT HELP.

Argued about directions, and as usual, the parents never listen, so we went from dead end to dead end due to so many roads being cordoned off.

By the time we were seated and reasonably comfortable, it was quarter past 6. Jeez.

Our row was levelled with the row in front of us, so we had a good view of oily hair. Gurmit and the other idiot hosts were finishing up the pre parade segments and kept telling us to LOOK AT THE LCD SCREEN YARR!!

Where was the LCD screen? Right behind the fucking blue sector. So we had to crane our necks to see a BLANK screen cause of the stupid angle we were viewing it from.

Next up, the marching yadda yadda and fly past. The helicopter bearing the giant singapore flag flew behind the blue sector AGAIN, and cause of the giant LCD screen and the annoying number of lights, we couldn't see anything till it turned near the swissotel.

2 girl guides fainted. So poor thing.

PAP's 'senjata' is their stupid flag haha. Pa's second son aka william hung lookalike that got 7 points for his o's and went to SP was one of the white goons with the oversized flag.

Some annoying chinese lady was sitting in front of us and had used a seat for her bags and stuff. Ma leaned forward to get a better look at things and the lady kept turning back and checking her stuff!! What the hell man, like we really look like the kind who'd steal shit from your ugly handbag. Moron.

After that they started distributing poppers. No instructions were given, they just handed it generously out like food rations to starving somalians. So we started popping them nonstop like nobody's business. And they just kept handing more to us!

Since we were sitting almost at the top, we popped the things and laughed when the streamers flew to someone further down. Everybody was getting into it and just popping it to see who it'd land on. And all this was during the performances. We were so preoccupied that we didn't bother to watch the dramatic sang nila utama re-enactment.

Turns out, we were supposed to pop them before the fireworks segment. So we just heck care-d the whole thing and screamed along.

The worst part was the FIREWORKS. Yeah yeah, they're supposed to be all ooh and ahh and whathaveyou.

We were BLOCKED by trees and the LCD screen and the lights and people's umbrellas. Why were we carrying umbrellas? Cause of the rain of burning ashes that fell after the firecrackers.

After which, we were NOT allowed to keep the umbrellas. Fucked up.

Gah. So annoying. But whatever, it's over, regardless of the waste of a whole day.

Has anyone ever heard of habbo? It's a bloody weird game.