i'm not in school today

Was struggling to get the video done yesterday. People got impatient though they weren't very cooperative, but it was fun.

It's a teacher's day dedication thing, and it'll go up in front of the whole school. Quite a last minute attempt but I think we did alright. They came up with the idea to do that appear-disappear thing where you start and stop recording so the person looks like they popped out of nowhere.

I was reviewing the video earlier.. It got a little boring, till I heard random things in the background.

Each person pops up, says something about our Math tutor, the class echoes it and the person disappears.

Wilbur pops in in a superman pose, turns to the camera and says "I don't know math."

The whole class goes "OOORRRR." like they do in primary school.

When they stop, suddenly Samuel says "NubSHIT!" a la DoTa/WoW/CS/etc.

Then Alex and Annchii pop in say "Caring" and "Compassionate" one after the other. The class didn't expect this, so they didn't echo. Instead...

Weird silence. Samuel : ".......YEAH!"

It's pretty hilarious. I'll put the video up... Maybe. Haha. It might be too retarded.

They initially wanted to do a skit, someone acting as Mrs Sze. They thought they'd do a typical math lesson and have something funny happen.

Samuel was so on for the idea. He had the perfect class setting in mind.

*points at Sharon* "She SLEEPS, we TALK and..... Alex do math!"

That really is a typical lesson for us. Sharon will sleep and none of us will pay attention except Alex.

recently i've taken to blogging in my head

Yeah. I just have some kickass lines in my head but after awhile they disappear.

I should:
a) Get a notebook and write them down
b) Be asking myself "Why in the name of fuck are you online blogging about stupid things when you should be studying?"

Weekend studying is never half as productive as weekday studying. Cause at least when it's a weekend, I can tell the damn difference.

So. My sister's new mattress came today, so the old one was shifted back onto the bedframe in my room. Sleepover anyone? You'll have an entire comfy bed to yourself :D

I'll be most definitely buying a D80 after the ezzems. Finally, a substantial hobby, and a reason to go out more often. And I now have.... 1,2..3... 12 dresses, including those to be worn with leggings. 4 of which I haven't worn. I need to stop. Well, I don't have anymore money anyway.

I think my family's going to the Night Safari on Tuesday night. Family-oriented fun it'll be, if my brother doesn't throw a bratty tantrum because a tapir is black and white or the Safari trams aren't Batmobiles or... the list can go on.

drum and bass is good for math

Music makes me happy. I could feel like total shit, and just pop out the iPod, and 5 minutes later, i'll be fine. And DnB always does the trick. More people need to listen to it, it's too good to be kept to yourself :D

I'm in a Big M chocolate milk mood.

20 minutes... Just enough time to run down to 7-eleven before America's Got Talent starts. If it rains i'll be tempted to bring Aresha's sun umbrella with me.

I'd pop it open when it starts raining, feel the water soak through, get wet and just... smile.

happy 1 day late national day woo!

So on the ninth. It was me, Yigang... and a whole load of other people. It totally slipped my mind that this year's crowd's gonna be way worse than any NDP at Kallang, but we were there early so we got pretty okay seats!

A lot of people there had their DSLRs and stuff, so people weren't too annoyed when I did things like stand on my seat for a second or two to take a picture with no flags waving in it.

Here's some pictures. They're not great, but i'm pretty happy. The weather got cloudy damn fast and I had to switch shutter speeds from 1250 to 30. Heh.

This year was just so so la. Fireworks sucked, the show itself sucked, the only good thing about it was the location (10/10 seriously) and the SAF demonstration. I have a thing for overly masculine machinery.

K enough cock talking. Pictures!


Yay Singjiarrpourrr! Ok la I ended up waving my flag retardedly too. Shut up.


I am a patriotic ninja.


I picked up this random boy with a mangkuk haircut off the street to come for NDP with me.


Don't make me Hoot the singing voice to you. Some random dude.


The people in alien chicken costumes motivators were having a shitload of fun.


The city backdrop was lovely.


The pictures will start getting darker coz of the horrible clouds. Flypast woo!


I thought the lighted balloons on the water were so damn nice. They should keep them there all the time.


The start of the military demonstration! This sparkly curtain thing was cool.


When I saw this stupid red bus my heart stopped for a second, and my phone buzzed.

"If they allowed Morry to have a gun he might just come out of that stupid red truck. Lol."
- From Mimi

Was thinking the exact same thing. :D


This year's cheesy coloured torchlight - Multicoloured stars. They were actually kinda nice.


It's a fucking white Lamborghini man. Oh, the people i'd murder to own it.


Amidst all the celebrations, we just had to. Check out the guy top right. Please do not scrutinize armpit fat, or I will sent brain-eating monkeys to your doorstep.


Almost to the fireworks... People got damn bored of the show. Well Yigang and I were anyways. Haha.


Blah fireworks. Like I said, nothing spectacular.



I took over 100 firework photos, and they all well... sucked. Blame the shitty fireworks.


Then the pledge, which Yigang was rehearsing in the MRT earlier. He actually... forgot.

The aftermath : 2 very tired, stoned, but happy people.





Something weird happened as we were walking to the stadium. Some lady stopped me and asked if I had tickets to spare. Wow. Either she never had one and was trying her luck, or lost hers and needed another. Strange.

After a huge Carl's Jr. dinner (coz I was craving Beef Chilli Cheese Fries - the best damn thing ever), we dragged our asses all the way back to shitty hall MRT station. At the platform we sat on a bench waiting for the train. The crowd was not so bad anymore cause a fair majority had left earlier while we camped and waiting for a table at Carl's Jr.

So the station wasn't so crowded, there were other places to sit. This not-so-old-but-grey-haired-kinda-old guy starts glaring at me, with an expression that screams 'you better get your ass off that seat cause its my godly fucking right as a semi-senior citizen and i'll bitch slap you back to where you came from.'

I didn't get up.

Normally, i'd give up my seat, out of the goodness of my heart. But this guy was really pushing it. He then stalks around the bench trying to hopefully levitate me off the seat by glaring at me hard enough. I cannot stand these kinda sickening Singaporeans.

Have some damn courtesy man. Fuck, I need to study tomorrow.

i love the feeling of new underwear

Mimi and I bought underwear from the Metro closing down sale earlier. First G-string I bought myself. The first one I received though was from the Bahluls on my 16th haha.

It's super psychedelic.

And 2 others.

And I was kinda reminded of what I told Mimi last time.

When i'm not attached, I don't feel the need to buy new pretty undies. Ok la let's be honest, who is there to show right? Haha.

I used to buy new underwear left right centre like every other day. Now they've gone all loose and have thread sticking out everywhere and I never used to give a damn.

Buying such pretty things has rekindled my love for buying newer awesomer underwear.

Who needs to please a boyfriend when you can be happy in your underwear? :D

(of course that's only the case for now.... i hope)

oh sheesh

On a lighter note.

Yigang and I will be at NDP 07! Woo! Tickets courtesy of the fashja, who will be sitting in the VIP section. Well at least he said he got tickets. So. Ya.

I have never been to Max Brenner's at the esplanade. Yes I know shut up. So we'll be treating ourselves to some lovely chocolate fondue cause I was yelling into the phone to Yigang telling him we should.

Will be borrowing the D70S and a 300mm lens from the school the day before.

Life is good. But to enjoy guilt-free i'll be mugging my ass off on Monday and Tuesday, cause I'm going to Chinatown with the sister tomorrow.

Aunty Gogi's gone, she left earlier. Kinda sad la, she was the only person who'd actually tell my mom off, especially since she's been acting like something got stuck up her ass the past month. It's downright irritating, and at this point i'm very irritable.

Ahurrr.

i hate justifying myself

So i'm not going to.

I'll let you think i'm like any other fucking 18 year old. Insolent, self-centred and stupid.

Because I am sick of this.

As i'm typing this, my brother is walking around me trying to piss me the fuck off.

They day you have something REAL to handle, something you can't drink off, something that will NEVER end eventually, something that'll make you want to rip your hair out every single fucking day, something that will never let you live your life like any normal teenager,

then you can judge me.

Till then.

FUCK THE HELL OFF.

if you haven't watched shaun of the dead...

Then you kinda suck. Go watch it. Now.

If you have, you'll enjoy these videos :D



"There isn't an I in TEAM, but there is an I... in pie. There's an I in meatpie. And MEAT is an anagram of TEAM."



Coldplay did a cameo!

Doesn't that make you wanna watch Shaun of the Dead? Now?

:D