NO birthday will ever be as fun as celine's 21st.

I dunno if i'll really blog about the WHOLE THING. But i'll try.

Aresha, Celine, Yao, Gary, Small, Ungku, Peter and I first went to Toa Payoh, the industrial area next to the golf course thing. We picked up a bag and 3 helmetfuls of golf balls and deliberated on what we were gonna do with them. First we thought of rolling them down mount faber, throwing it off a brigde, throwing it into some.. water place, then finally we decided on going to Marina South. To do what exactly with the golf balls, we had no idea.

We went there and walked around the park only to just take a piss and watch some midnight amazing race nonsense going on. After that, gary came up with some CRAZY idea to go throw the golf balls at the bangla's sleeping quarters under the ECP at fort road. If we were though, we'd have to bail as fast as we could cause only god knows how many banglas populate that site and it was so ULU.

We walked all the way in, only to come across a GOLF BUGGY hidden away in some corner. We shoved keys, coins, and safety pins into the ignition and it STARTED! Courtesy of Ungku. So we are very very thankful to him.

We drove the buggy out of the construction site back under the ECP, but one wasn't enough. While me, celine, ungku and peter threw golf balls at each other, the rest went in to hijack one more!

Nuts. They drove it out and we all hopped in and went for a few rounds here and there. Then gary and aresha came up with the brilliant idea of going BACK into the construction site where a possible hundred banglas were sleeping in their containers. We had to go back in to reach a helipad which was hidden and the only way to get there way to drive along the man-made coast. So we drove, while being whacked over and over by branches and making sure we didn't topple over the slope.

There was a branch in the way which was impossible to push up (it was still attached to a tree). Yao was in the first buggy just shouting LEFT CHIONG LEFT CHIONG and we in the second buggy tried to follow suit. We ended up crashing into the branch, breaking the front of the roof and the buggy went UP. We decided to left chiong a little bit more and got through.

We saw 2 coast guard boats go by so we stopped and prayed they didn't see us. Once we were out of their view we continued on and on. The place is so fucking ulu I swear.

The helipad was closed off so we went back onto the main path and went into this GIGANTIC WIDE OPEN SPACE that looked like the surface of the planet Mars. I swear. There was dirt everywhere and no trees for about a few km radius. We could see the ECP from there so it just goes to show that we were really fucking far away. The drive into that area itself took like half an hour.

So we drove around mars and it was a like an extreme off-road experience. We continued in and came across a couple of full sized excavators and a bulldozer. Since Marina South Yao was making so much noise about using an excavator.

Gary hopped into the smaller one and then it was like winning the lottery. THE KEY WAS STILL IN THE IGNITION. He turned it on and started moving the levers and everything. He didn't get the hang of moving much so all he did was dump dirt all over the place. Aresha started the bulldozer and all she could do was lift the shovel up and down. She couldn't move forward and all. Yao then got into the larger excavator, switched on the headlights and went NUTS!

It's as if he was corrupted by the power of that excavator. He kept slamming it into the ground making it shake a little. He went around and almost TOPPLED the huge excavator. After awhile of playing we all got a bit worried cause it was almost 4am already. Ungku said the muslim workers might wake up early to eat and stuff so it was more than enough reason to stop. Yao couldn't hear and just kept playing with it and almost hit small! It got a little scary but he came out in the end. We drove along a safer route back and very quietly went past the worker's quarters and parked the buggies where we got them.

After running out, we all went down to simpang so Ungku could eat before he started to puasa and they were all talking about drum and bass politics so I just slept on the table after finishing my milo.

Reached home, bathed and finally slept at 6.30am. Whenever I recall whatever happened, I still can't believe it. Haha. Pictures courtesy of ungku will be up soon!

So will pictures of graduation! Adieu!