Dad on swearing

Me: so what if I wasn't in NCC? I gave it a try for 2 weeks and then I thought, fuck this shit.

Pa: how can you say something like that? You know it's not possible to fuck shit.

What a lovely car conversation that was. I also threw a banana at my mum today. No wonder my parents look younger than they actually are. I'm pretty sure its because their kids are funny. Word.